Greetings fellow golfers,

It looks like this virus thing is going to be with us for a while.  By the time the golf courses open back up, I’m not going to remember which end of the club goes down.  I was going to have a green installed in the living room, but the wife suggested I install it out back in the dog house since that’s where I’m going to be spending most of my time.

Anyway, Phil Youker sent me a long list of golf laws-of-the-universe.  Here are the first three:

Law #1:

No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have inner peace knowing that a worse one is yet to come.  This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer, and, eventually, a lifetime.

Law #2:

Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever.  The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

Law #3:

Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic.  Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.  Expensive clubs have been known to be partly made with this most unusual natural alloy.

Regards,

Robert Escobedo